You Might Be a Brony If...

You get genuinely upset when you can't get blind bags in any nearby shops

You buy a wedding "party cannon" (giant party popper/confetti shooter) and drive by your brony friend who works on the drive through with it, yelling HI I THREW THIS PARTY JUST FOR YOU

Shooting Star wrote:You buy a wedding "party cannon" (giant party popper/confetti shooter) and drive by your brony friend who works on the drive through with it, yelling HI I THREW THIS PARTY JUST FOR YOU

You win.

...you listen to Polka is Magic Loop for 12 hours and not go insane. And continue listening it the following, and still not tire of it.

...you cuddle a Fluttershy plush in you lap AT WORK, and no one finds it strange for you to do so.

Light Shine wrote:...you cuddle a Fluttershy plush in you lap AT WORK, and no one finds it strange for you to do so.

My last comment stands, but for this...your workplace wins.

Hmm, I think I'll just mention those I'm guilty of:

...you listen to Everfree Radio while you sleep. Every single night.
...while running errands, you and your sister spontaneously sing pony music in duet.
...you bought an internet radio app for the sole purpose of recording pony music from Everfree Radio.
...you're wearing a pony shirt...five minutes after you bought it.
...any concept of 'fist bumping' in your mind has been replaced with 'brohoof'.
...upon revealing yourself as a brony, nobody you know questions it.
...you've stopped swearing altogether, opting for pony alternatives.
...you smile anytime you see or hear '20%'.
...you realize anytime you get upset, you snort. (As in, forcefully expelling air through the nose.)
...you put serious thought into what your cutie mark would be.
...you unknowingly make pony references around a non-brony friend, and wonder why they don't get it.

...when you stop swearing and not find any alternatives
...you think of Twilight Sparkle when you read a book.
...you seem to be 20% 110% happier
...you never feel rage and settle fights in a fashionably civilized manner
...bees.
...when you giggle at the ghostie when you play a horror game. or get scared.
...you take a cylindrical shaped object and put it on your head pretending you're a unicorn!

MLP_Riley wrote:...you've stopped swearing altogether, opting for pony alternatives.

This makes me smile.