Skype Shennanigans

Here are some random, out of context quotes from various skype shenanigans.

"I used your Exchange, and left you some homeless people." - Derpy

"Dear Princess Celestia: Today I learned that I will not be receiving my cutie mark in herding space fish." - Scootaloo

"New Hampshire." - Celestia

Scootaloo wrote:Here are some random, out of context quotes from various skype shenanigans.

"I used your Exchange, and left you some homeless people." - Derpy

"Dear Princess Celestia: Today I learned that I will not be receiving my cutie mark in herding space fish." - Scootaloo

"New Hampshire." - Celestia

And this is why i love skype groups

"Niew! Niew! NiewNiewNiew!...Niew! niewniewniewniewniew! NIEW!....I'm dead" -- Celestia

"Oh, it's possible! But you have to sacrifice 1 billion homeless people to do it." - Derpy

avacdo is a strange word... like gregor is a funny name -- Scootaloo

Congenital and congenial are two VERY VERY DIFFERENT THINGS!!!!

Totally it's just that they are pronounced the same way.

"You could look up and it would literally be raining tampons." - Derpy

I'm hitting derpy with my tribbles -- Luna

"What did you just do to the laws of physics?"
"I derpied them"
--Vinyl and Derpy

"Who is this caitian trying to get onto my pole?"
--Derpy

"I am Fireworks!" - Vinyl "Oh good, between that and me thinking you said hot sauce earlier, I thought you all were switching to Burritos." - Scootaloo

"Oh dear....." -Scootaloo

"Yeah, the Sparkles are basically the new AIDS." - Scootaloo

Celestia: ...
Justin: I'll see your ... and raise you a .. .. ..

"You're a Caitian and you're embarrassing us!" - Derpy "And this is the person who we're having LEAD the federation fleet." -Joamer
"Hey, my job description does not include being able to jump on lights!" - Big Mac

"If I can get the medical hologram to commit ritual suicide, I'll stop trying to execute him." - Vinyl
"The beatings will continue until moral improves. I'm going to eat some steroids and hit you in the face." - Also Vinyl

"Caroo thinks you're pregnant Vinyl" - Scootaloo
"What?" - Vinyl

"Toki! get in here with your Britishness" - almost everyone on Skype earlier

Light Shine: Toki, why are you flying that ship?
Toki (in proper British fashion): Because I fancied it!

Light Shine: Why am I covered in plasma?
Toki: That was me, sorry.
Celestia: Yeah, he has bad flatulance.

"I'm going to kill... Who should I kill?" - Luna

"I'm throwing things at them. Wait, someone's throwing Rocks!" - Derpy

I feel a little bit weird that I'm having Cheerilee send Scootaloo contraband. It's like having your teacher give you heroin or something. - Scootaloo

Don't Tweeze me bro -- Luna

"THE HORTA HAS A GUN!" - Derpy

Dear Princess Celestia, today I have learned that zombies like to touch people inappropriately - Luna

"What you don't know is that I'm the male of my species." - Derpy